He's six weeks old today.
They don't make pirate costumes for infants,
believe me I looked. And looked. And looked some more.
I almost thought about protesting this in the form of
-Fine. If he can't be a pirate, he won't be anything at all!
But, a certain little doggy costume
that happened to be 60% off
changed my mind.
What's the fun in rebelling against Halloween tradition anyway?