things i probably would have twittered last month if a. i ever twittered and b. i had the energy/ time.

** He is the sweetest baby on earth!

** So far: 6 diapers, 4 clothing changes. Time: 9am

** I love the bink. I hate the bink.

** Yes. Note it's 4:47am. Total time I have slept in the last 2 days: about 4 hours.

** Seriously, this kid couldn't be any cuter!

** He is a rotten little pirate!

** Cry, Cry, Cry... why won't he stop cry, cry, crying!??

** Who knew a newborn could pee that far!?

** WOW. That one was man-sized.

** Kisses to the inventor of the baby swing.

** I am so in love.