This morning Pirate was playing with a balloon. Running all over the living room, hitting it to keep it in the air. Then he scolds, "James! No! It was Emily's turn!"
Hubs, without missing a beat, said, "Pirate, if James and Emily aren't getting along maybe they should take a time out." Pirate thought about this for a second, then said, "Yeah. Time out." Then he crossed his arms and hid both hands behind his neck.
This kid. He keeps us laughing!